2 Things you need to know about BBBBBBBBBali ;

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1. BE ALERT WHEN YOU'RE HAVING MEALS!

keep your fking eyes open O.O <- LIKE THAT!

LIKE A FREAKING OWL!!!! LIKE THE HARRY POTTER OWL!!!!!!!!!!!

cause i swear bali flies are 10000 times smarter than singapore flies! hopefully the bali flies wont migrate to singapore and teach singapore flies its secret formula to annoying humans forever!

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2. when white water rafting, don't give your instructor the pleasure of screaming.

idk about yours (in future?), but mine seem to be trying to make us scream at every opportunity .___.

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i know 2's a weird number LOL! i wanted 3 but can't find th 3 thing ._.

anw. HAHAHAH I MISSED THE LAST DAY OF SCH!!!

homework~ WHERE ARE YOU??!! :DDDDDD

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but like still need research for project work sia. somthing about doping.

weird word i know. or maybe its just me who find it weird. i guess..

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nothing much then! floorball camp on.. 8JUNE. can`t wait -.-

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SO overALL!!! ;

CHEERS TO COKE AND DVDS ONCE AGAIN MY HOLY HOLY HOLIDAY!!! :D

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REPLY TAGS HERE!

dang it lorh idk how to make that pretty boxy thing for tags replying like shiqi's!!! -.-

anws.

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PASSERA: not trying to offend but, who the shit are you?

PASSER: HI! :D lax ?

WILLARD: lax lax. ? not that you will ever see this. *SHRUGGGGGG. but if you do, HI :D

SHIQI: yarh yarh yarh~ i lost my virginity there and i have come BACK to LIFFFE!! * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQyrz5V7Vuw 0:52 to 0:55

ORICA: yeap! im dead but now i have come BACK to LIFFFE!! *

IRENE: EE WHAT EE!! later hungry ghost festival come you EEEEEEEEEE even more la! come my blog ee. i go your blog ee more larh!! LOLOLOL :D

WENXI: omg. so you have green skin now? COOL!!!! btw i advise dont go in public later pple thought you alien then lock you away asking you crazy maths questions HAHAHAH. nonono i was thinking of myself then kena insomnia -.- don chow mei LOL!

In dilemma;

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i think my dilemma thingy spell wrong HAHAH. ANW!

my parents gave me a choice -.- go or don't go with them tmrw.

so obviously in dilemma right! feel damn guilty!

grrr. i think in the end i'll choose to go, idk! sian.

they`re too kind for their own good ._.

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Stinking of chlorine;

went to irene`s house with sot again.

apparently irene was shocked once again when sh rched home, even though her face doesn't show much of it. -.-

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went swimming or something.

i mean i was wearing PE then dived into the water, so i think counted la i guess.

then played tennis blah blah blah.

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grr. all i can say is. stupid security guard!

even though i know they`re right and we`re wrong.

STUBBORN PEOPLE.

fine i think i just described me but then still.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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totally wasted! can't go gym play!

and i`m still damnnit excited at the prospect of hitting shiqi with the Big Blue Ball!!

so went playroom slack. a kiddy came in.

BULLIED DUH!! [:<

as in we bullied by her HAHAHAH.

her moodswings are.. LOL!

and she's such a violent little baby :D

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then went back! CIAOS.

Seriously Slaphappy;
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was lying on my bed reading past posts then started vibrating (literally) at my stupidness and my retardedness at this!
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a quiz i had taken dated 9999999 years ago
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15. Who do you live for?
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sound stupid enough alr? wait for it..
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17.What do you live for?
: eh weird same question tis quiz retarded LOL
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TADAH. HAHAHAH. wtf is wrong with me?! obviously, didn`t read th question properly. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. calling this aw innocent cute little quiz RETARDED when I'M THE REAL RETARDED ONE.
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yeah yeah i know im making a big deal out of nothing. sigh.
boring boring boring.
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oh yeah, had an odd craving for milk. am i pregnant? HHAHAHAHH. kidding. duh. but yeah suddenly loved milk.
don`t they look nice? milky, yet opaque! creamy creamy~ yum! :D
i know i sound sick. argh.
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what sucks the most is that THERES 2 BIG (cartons or bottles?) OF MILK DOWNSTAIRS YET I HAVE NO (BALLS HAHAHAH) TO TAKE IT!
hehehh maybe i should relate this effing situation to what hurts the most by rascal flatts :D
gosh i`m so smart! -.-
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first sign of madness : talking to oneself AND debating whether or not to chiong down like lewis hamilton in a racecar and grab milk and flush it down your throat!
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AH. frustrating. the thirst is killing me!
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ALL THE BEST TIFFANY TEO. i guess i gotta add a Xi Qing. *shrug shrug;
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i know i just posted not long ago then edit again! anw.
was reading miley cyrus past twitter`s!
and i REALISED!

: "insomnia - difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessness. i have just diagnosed myself. i am an insomniac."

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hmm might as well add in a copyrighted logo in case hollywood sue me. hahahah. -.-
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ANW POINT IS! YES! ME TOO MILEY CYRUS!!!! WE`RE ON TH SAME BOAT!!
IM AN INSOMNIAC TOO! GIMME A HIGH FIVE MAN!
oh sorry? you lost a finger on a bloody hannah montana R rated cat fight scene?
nvm than, HIGH 4 !!!!!!!!
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okay i`m soooo officially gonna change heart;less to inso;mnia or inso;mniac!
except, insomnia or insomniac? HAHAHAH. kk lame. ciaos!
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edit!/ (last one, i swear).
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so its INSOMNIA! :D
insomniac makes my blog sound alive and that's just plain creepy!
sigh had another crazy debate with myself whether to put inso;mnia or insom;nia.
aft a while, chose insom;nia. cos' i'd go crazy trying to pronounce th 'mnia' part.
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yeah so. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BLOG SOMETIMES!
relief all your remaining energy or something.
heh sounds like im dying.
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'DIE AWAY THEN!'
CIAOS!
and GOOD MORNING AMERICA! i mean singapore. KIDDING :D

had heats yesterday. damn nervous!

yet somehow quite excited. dunno how explain th feeling la.

me & shiqi`s stomach are clenching like siao! hate tht feeling!

th sad thing is~ i`ll NEVER get that feeling again T.T

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just found out YESTERDAY THAT MY HOLIDAY BALI THINGY START ON TUESDAY!

and end on friday. so sports carnival gone. poof. 2009 sports carnival fly!

grrrr. like wth!!!! i can`t even attend the last day of sch!!!

th worst thing is i just can`t find any solutions to it!!

it`s not like i can bail on my parents and waste th plane ticket right?!?!

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argh. nothing to do except just get over it. -.-

but yeah whatever i guess i`m half over it liao. sigh.

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nothing much except monday going to irene`s house with SOT again.

CIAOS.

*ahem ahem.
PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER TO WELCOME~
THE ONE!
THE ONLY!
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ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!
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does this trigger any emotions from you?! xDDDDD maybe not.
for more ____s ~
see www.serenity-peace-love.blogspot.com ! [[=
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newly found !
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JACK NICHOLSON!!!

got back geography & chinese test paper yesterday~

& went to YOG center and SPS tday!

fail`ed chinese by quite alot overall!

HALLULUJUAH~~~~

blah blah blah~ and geography 51 i think, over (85?) !

not bad la, btr than fail or something like chinese!

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anw, SPS DAMNNIT BIG!!

GOT 2 SWIMMING POOL SOMEMORE!

AND THEY GET TO SLEEP WITH THEIR BUNKIES FROM (?) monday?? to SUNDAY!

except saturday. DAMN COOL LAH ITS LIKE THEIR PRIVATE FLAT!

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why did jiaxuan transfer out! damn nice lo!

maybe because the transport? is a problem?

or she just misses her family! awww :D / ._.

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oh yarh the way mr lee catched that ball so professionally is damn funny!

HAHAH. i didn`t know he had the blood of good BALL* catcher in him xD

then blah.

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hais. sian! i think taking back maths paper tomorrow alr.

hope`fully wn`t as bad as chi bah? dk la! AHHH.

i bet tht effing *chio bu will start the class by scolding us again loh!

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: "2SINCERITY IS SUPPOSE TO BE A BETTER CLASS~ YOU ALL SHOULD NOT BE GETTING THIS TYPE OF RESULTS! "

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BLAH BLAH BLAH.

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eugh got LCE somemore!

CIAOS.

Perfect day;

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went to parkway with SOT right aft exams.

HAHAH MYE IS OVER!! i swear exams just went by like a blurr lorh!!

LIKE FERRARI!! HAHAHAHAH.

anw speaking of sports car we saw like 3 sports car on the way!!

rare & nice :D .

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anw. slack`ed and ate at parkway. blah blah.

saw a few seniors and pri sch mates.

AND FELICIA! :D waved.

& then went to tkp find kelly and SU-ANN (suzzanne HAHAHAH).

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anw. gosh damn hard find cab larh i swear! flagging like siao.

then finally reach`ed irene/kelly house.

play`ed at gym, th BIG BLUE BALL DAMN FUN AHAHAHAH.

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anw. um. oh then go play room play th Ball War! HAHAHAH.

damn. messy and fun! :D damn thrilling larh.

and the look of orica face when sh carry th chair threatening to throw at me/kelly LOLOLOL.

sad that th playroom don`t have some recording devices.

her expression/high pitch sound she make is damn priceless!

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oh then went swimming pool play.

jacuzzi was polluted with flowers! damn nice :D

bathed our legs inside HAHAH. damn itchy th current.

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thennn. went play room have Ball War II.

not as high cos`i think we all getting tired.

then they dcided to bury me in balls and plushies.

HAHAH AND THE BLOOD RED ELMO. LOLOOL.

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OH YARH ALSO WENT TENNIS COURT PLAY WITH A LONELY NEGLECTED BALL HAHAHA.

cos i stupid geykiang got a mushroom w water dripping down,

then i go anyhow assume i wont really get THAT wet, yet ended up whole body WET!

but yeah d0n`t really mind cos there`s bunches of irene`s clothes waiting for me to wear HAHAH.

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then aft that went home. damn fun :D

oh yarh & th security guard is friendly :D

he saw us throwing th Big Blue Ball in the gym around yet didn`t stop us,

& even went open channel 8 for us HAHAH.

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so yeap! can be like th funnest outing of th year alr larh.

cos we trie`d many new different things :D

CIAOS.

Dear phone;
if you happen to come across my blog, i have 2 words for you.
: fcuk you ! ! !

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YEAP I FOUND MY PHONE! :D

it started singing you found me's chorus by the fray

when i stared at it open mouth`ed LOL!

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like damn lorh!

its effing laying on my bed there innocent`ly,

pretending nothing happened when i`ve been toss`ing and turn`ing in my bed at night!

fine maybe not that kua zhang but still. grrrr. 2. nights.

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CIAOS !

GUESS WHAT!

i`m prepared for a superdupercalifragilisticexpialidocious weekend!

until i get myself a black eye.

COOL ANOT I ASK YOU -_-

it all started when~ ahems* begins my grandmother story.

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ITS A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL BLUEY DAY AT 5PM~

*ring ring*

o.o ? is that th phone? or alarm clock? um. so phone or alarm clock?!

okay. house phone.

*phone continues ringing like SIAO* .

i`m getting frantic.

*CHIONGS TO HOUSE PHONE AND PICKS IT UP!*

climax is coming.

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& THEN IT FLEW OUT OF MY HAND AND HIT MY EYE!!!!!

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so its bluish black now. HAHAHAH.

okay i knw im not suppose to laugh but cry.

but its my first time getting a black eye & it looks kinda funny HAHAH.

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anw the sad part is.

SUPER DAMN PAINFUL LARH I SWEAR!!!

when you yawn, will have tears one right?

must rub it away one right?

YARH I CANNOT RUB!!!

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super duper damn one la i swear.

cos its my lower eyelid that kena &

my tears will forever go to th there & slack until i rub it off LOL!

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it got up to the point that th (3rd?) time happened & i did not wanna rub it away && my mom chose that time to enter my room.

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*blabbers about something* , *blabber blabber blabber* , *looks up* ,

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: eh ? tiffany you crying ah!

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t0.0t! -_-

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hopeful`ly it`ll be gone by tuesday!

if not, then hopefully it`ll be able to pass off as lack of sleep ._.

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oh oh and and! hope i can find my phone soon cos it`s LOST!

so~ CIAOS!!

'if irene can put a weird blurry photo, i can too!!'

so TADAHHHH~

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sort of remind you of beehives huh. HAHAH.

YEAP! your horror is COMFIRMED~

its a friggggggging watery mcflurry!

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eaten by tiffany teo at~

idk sia LOL -.-

wtf sia th above entry type until so smooth,

i typed my own name, everything went blank.

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aiya anws. i think its eaten around . .

10pm? lol! whatever la!

it's better be honoured can liao lo!

time is my life at that moment and yet i wasted it to eat her!

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cos hor~ cos cos cos!

1 plus more hour to midnight alr &

I HAVE NOT EVEN TOUCHED ON BIO & CHEMMIE AT ALL!!

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imaginary m0m

: AIYO ARH~ AH GER AH!! WHY SO WORRIED?!

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I TELL YOU WHY (BITCH) !!!

i. have. never. ever. touched. on. science. at. all. since. common. test.

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smart huh. so yeap!

its safe to say I HAVE OFFICIALLY FLUNK`ED SCI ALR!

AROUND OF APPLAUSE PLEASE~ >;@

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okay larh, maybe not that kua zhang until flunk bah.

but the most i can expect is. probably 58+ or something.

HAHAH.

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must be wondering why i can still sit here happily shaking leg & blogging?

cos im not planning for pure sci. at all.

okay maybe before have, but its history! :D

call me stupid call me dumb~ i call it tiffany! HAHAHAHH. okay lame.

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anws speaking of history hor.

gosh having it next term alr. hopefull`y wn`t THAT boring.

i mean can`t be that bad bah?

learn about the cool & wonderful history of singapore! *rolls eyes.

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kay. CIAOS!! [=

FLYING HIGH!

got ALOT NEW NUMBERS! & they don`t know mine! AT ALL.

easy like a piece of shiiiiiiiiiiit !

CAN'T WAIT TO FIND A TIME TO DO IT ! !
AHH. SO FUN. HAHAHAH.

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idk why, but just feel like doing those pranks all the time now idk.

i mean stuck at home, alone!

fine maybe not really alone but

accompanied by millions & billions & gazzillions of work to do!

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& sure yeah i know its~ evil or something.

but it wnt do any harm & they don't know me! not all at least.

and its~

FUN! :D

just reached home from sch. damn hot!
sch was okay,
except maybe maths cos ms lua kinda scolded me or something at the beginning cos i APOLOGIZED TO HER DURING RECESS!
for not handing in th amk p2 thingy.
BAD DECISION LORH.
cos if i had not done that WONDERFUL APOLOGIZING STUNT

then things wld've been better -.-
damn -_- la.
& i think if i had not brought th matter up, sh wld not have scolded the class.
not sure larh. but its over！:D
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there were marker & red ink marks on my face .

orica & shiqi did not tell me until miss lim told me to go toilet and wash it away -.-

NO WONDER ONE TIME THEY WERE LIKE LAUGHING LORH!

damn ps.

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oh and took back english paper 2 !

results were quite okay considering i did not really studied for it.

blah blah blah, and then went to eat at hougang mall w orica.

then went home!　

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taking back english p2 tmrw. cant wait ._>
was laughing like apple banana orange mad about zx's hair w orica & shiqi during english！
dunno why but just so damn funny LOL.

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nothing much happen then。

oh & having art & science MYE on friday.

havent even study or prepared a single shit.

& for some reason i'm still not even panicking. dunno why.

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i think im th type that will start worrying about exams and stuff

at th last minute one seriously.
cant even concentrate sia. ugh. but maybe gonna try revise abit later.

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ciaos.

spent hours looking for the right skin. found this. my old one.

LAZY FIND OTHERS LIAO.

& THEN GUESS WHAT.

ALL MY LINKS GONE! DAMN FKING LARH I SWEAR.

SAME STUPID THING HAPPENED TO SHIQI BEFORE. ARGH.

i wish blogger have something like TEMPLATE HISTORY -.-

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damn stupid larh.

just when i thought i can get rid of blogger and play petsociety/chat,

th links POOF! GONE.

gonna try hunt down th other missing links.

meanwhile putting those that i read/remembered.

CIAOS.

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edit edit!

decided to put back archives !

cos wanna read sometime or other~ such HAPPY memories! HAHAH.

& no need say i also know lorh.

my past is UGLY!

mostly thanks to my BEAUTIFUL twit & __?!?! personality (?!?!)

IDK! note th sacarsm for BEAUTIFUL. *

i seemed to like taiwan dramas alot then HAHA.

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gosh idk why i suddenly missed wan nuo for some reason.

wonder whether shes okay in aussie. weird huh -.-

idk. i mean we all friends for like since p1?

arnd there. ah. BLAH.

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maybe later renting movies with queenie they all!

dk what came over me i just like her all of a sudden. ( NOT LES . )

maybe renting idk. feel like watching sweeny todd,

but abit scared of th gore.

but shiqi say its nothing lei, only find a few fingers inside th pie niah.

plus i don think queenie wld dare too. aiya dk larh.

sudd feel daredevillish.

suspect its th chicken rice i ate,

maybe it contains ecstacy that makes me high?!

nah, probably just th chicken idk. shall work on that theory, LIKE REAL! HAH.

idk la tho,

cos i only know 100+ and chocolates can make me go high high HIGHHHH.

wtf right, and i love them!

except 100+, sometimes only. when its cold. HAHAH.

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wow seriously,

this`s like th LONGEST LOOOOONGEST post i posted in th whole history of tiffany's longest posts. or at least maybe may's posts, hah.

ciaos. again. -.- LOL.

labour day tday! don`t you love it :D

but next year labour day on saturday alr sian!

super duper bored.

was watching corpse bride & shrek w queenie they all just now.

actually queenie's not THAT bad, i guess sh kinda grew up alr.

family went to play w their mini racecar so th whole comp is mine! :D

blah blah blah. gonna change blogskin later if found any nice ones. hahah.

english p1 was baddddddddd. didn`t add th 2009 to the date for letter writing. & thn theres th compo. had a dialog, which is not that bad until it spanned more than 1 page -.- ugh. & i forgot to hand in th maths revision ! so dead -.- z/ the lua is gonna be hell.

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cant wait for june holidays :D CIAOS.